How will we get there?
The Lego Movie | Phil Lord & Chris Miller, 2014
imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
…is anyone else suddenly a little more nervous for Dragon Age: Inquisition now?
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. No one’s blowing up moons. You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.